Elvin: Sorry, Mrs. Huxtable, I didn’t know you did that kind of thing.
Clair: What kind of thing?
Elvin: Serve.
Clair: Serve? Serve whom?
Elvin: Serve him. [referring to Cliff]
Clair: Ohhh, serve him? As in serve my man?
(Source: brandos, via heytinafey)
LOOK AT THIS DOG. YOU WANT HIM.
Jeffrey is a beautiful 60 lb…dilute chocolate? (I’m not sure what his coloration is, but it’s beautiful) American pit bull terrier. He is a goofball whose hobbies include the following:
-Making goofy faces
-Rolling around in the grass like a fool
-Giving kisses
-Wagging his entire body at the very idea of a walk
-BELLY RUBS. enough said.
Jeffrey has a BIG head and is very muscular, but does NOT jump on you, pull on the leash (he walks right by your side like a gentleman), is not mouthy, and knows basic obedience commands. He loves EVERYONE, no exceptions. When he sees other dogs his whole lower half wiggles. He is gentle and polite with children and adults alike. He is also fully housebroken.
Unfortunately, things have not always been so good for Jeff. At one time, he was living his life attached to tight pieces of wire which have left scars in his neck. He does not seem to be affected in any way by his past…he’s always ready to live it up and spread all his pittie love around.
If that weren’t enough to make you want him, he is FREE of charge and comes with a crate, free vet exam, $150 worth of professional training, neuter, microchip, vaccinations, and collar/tags.
If you or someone you know is looking for a GREAT pibble ambassador in the Austin TX area (although we DO adopt out of city and even out of state!), tell ‘em about Jeffy. He is located at AUSTIN ANIMAL CENTER (fka Town Lake Animal Center), at 7201 Levander Loop.
I really just wanted to share these photos I got of him, but it would be great if anyone reblogged for him. :)
(via tomorrowmidnight)
IF YOU STOP PLAYING HORRIBLE ACOUSTIC VERSIONS OF MODERN TOP 40 HITS I WILL LITERALLY GIVE YOU ALL THE MONEY I HAVE IN THE WORLD.
IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO ME.
PLEASE.
